SONG & ARTIST |
MISHEARD LYRICS |
CORRECT LYRICS |
30 Days in the Hole -
Humble Pie |
Some seeds and dust that you got busted on (or "buzzed on") |
Some seeds and dust, and you got Borstal!(*1) |
#9
Dream - John
Lennon |
Ah böwakawa poussé, poussé |
Ah böwakawa, pussy pussy (*2) |
All Along The Watchtower -
Jimi Hendrix's cover |
Poor man dig my herb |
Plowmen dig my earth |
All By Myself -
Eric Carmen |
Obama self, don't wanna be
Obama self anymore |
All by myself, don't wanna be,
all by myself anymore |
All
Right Now -
Bad Company |
Let's
move before they raise the fucking rent |
Let's
move before they raise the parking rate |
All
The Young Dudes -
Mott The Hoople's cover |
And my brother's back at home with his Beatles and
his Stones, he never got enough of that revolution stuff |
And my brother's back at home with his Beatles and
his Stones, we never got it off on that revolution stuff |
All
The Young Dudes -
Mott The Hoople's cover |
Gonna raise some kind of bet -or- I'm gonna race some
calf to bed |
Gonna race some cat to bed |
Angry Eyes -
Loggins and Messina |
You try to defend that you are not the one to blame. But I'm finding it
hard, my friend, when I'm in the belly ach of those angry eyes |
.....But I'm finding it hard, my friend, when I'm in the deadly aim of those
angry eyes |
Another One Bites the Dust -
Queen |
I'm adopted! (only when sung at 1:58) |
Bites the dust, yeah! |
Apeman -
The Kinks |
I look out the window, but I can't see the
sky, the air pollution is fucking up my eyes |
I look out the window, but I can't see the
sky, the air pollution is foggin' up my eyes |
Authority Song -
John Mellencamp |
When I fight with Dorothy, Dorothy always wins |
Well, I fight authority, authority always wins |
Baba O'Riley -
The Who |
The exodus is here, the happy war-gone years |
The exodus is here, the happy ones are near |
Baby You're a Rich Man -
The Beatles |
Maybe you're a rich fag Jew |
Baby you're a rich man, too |
Back In The Saddle -
Aerosmith |
I'm back inside her again
-and- I'm riding, I'm loading up my pizza, I'm riding, I really want a pizza |
I'm back in the saddle again
-and- I'm riding, I'm loading up my pistol, I'm riding, I really got a fistful |
Back In The USSR -
The Beatles |
All the way the paperback was on my
knees -and- That Jo Jo's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my mind |
All the way the paper bag was on my knee
-and- That Georgia's always on
my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my mind |
Backstreets -
Bruce Springsteen |
Hiding under bed sheets, hiding under bed sheets -or-
High on the bed sheets..... |
Hiding on
the backstreets |
Bad Moon Rising -
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
There's a bathroom on the right |
Theres a bad moon on the rise |
Badge -
Cream |
Then I told you 'bout our kid, now he's not a tomato |
Then I told you 'bout our kid; now he's married to Mabel. |
Baker
Street -
Gerry Rafferty |
And then he'll settle down, in a quiet little town |
And then he'll settle down, there's a
quiet little town |
Bang a Gong (Get it On) -
T- Rex |
Well your 19, that's the truth with your
coat full of egos |
Well you're an untamed youth,
that's the truth with your cloak full of eagles |
Barbara Ann -
The Beach Boys |
Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob for rent -or-Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran |
Ba ba ba
ba ba barann |
Beast of Burden -
Rolling Stones |
I'll never leave your pizza burnin' |
I'll never be your beast of burden |
Before They Make Me Run -
The Rolling Stones |
It's another good bust and another good
frame |
It's another goodbye to another good friend |
Beginnings
- Chicago |
All without beginning |
Only the beginning |
Bennie
and the Jets - Elton John |
She got electric boobs,
a mohawk too |
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit |
Bernadette - Four Tops |
Burned to death.... |
Bernadette..... |
Betty Lous Getting Out Tonight - Bob Seger |
Betty Lous getting married tonight |
Betty Lous getting out tonight |
Black
Country Woman -
Led Zeppelin |
Spoken words at begining: Not even yet
- and - That's alright, I know your sister's up the tree |
No, leave it, yeah (**See notes on this below)
-and-
That's alright, I know your sister, too |
Blinded by the Light -
Manfred Mann's Earth Band
cover |
Wrapped up like a douche and then I roll
her in the night |
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in
the night |
Blowin' In the Wind -
Bob Dylan |
The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind |
The answer my friend, is blowing' in the wind |
Blue
Jay Way -
The Beatles |
There's a frog upon a lake
-and - Don't belong |
There's a fog upon L.A
- and - Don't be long |
Born On The Bayou -
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
.....runnin' through the backwood bay. And I can still hear my old hound dog barkin', chasin' down a hoodoo deer. |
....runnin' through the backwood, bare. And I can still hear my old hound dog barkin', chasin' down a hoodoo there. |
Bye Bye Love -
The Cars |
It's on to the sky, always with some other guy, it's just a fucking alibi. |
It's an orange sky, always it's some other guy, it's just a broken
lullaby. |
Cadillac Ranch -
Bruce Springsteen |
I'm gonna pack my ma and I'm gonna pack
my ass |
I'm gonna pack my pa and I'm gonna pack
my aunt |
California Dreaming -
The Mamas & The Papas |
I've can't go for a walk, on a winter's
day. I could take that walk, if I was in L.A. |
I've been for a walk, on a winter's day.
I'd be safe and warm, if I was in L.A. |
Call Me Al - Paul Simon |
Betty when you call me, you can call
meow |
Betty when you call me, you can call me
Al |
Changes -
David Bowie |
How the others must see bacon. |
How the others must see the faker. |
Cloud
9 -
The Temptations |
My father didn't know the meaning of a
woman. |
My father didn't know the meaning of
work. |
Cocaine -
Eric Clapton's cover |
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like, cocaine. |
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine |
Come Dancing -
The Kinks |
My sister's married now, she lives out in the States |
My sister's married and she lives on an estate |
Cowboys To Girls -
The Intruders |
I remember when I tasted girls and eat
'em up |
I remember when I chased the girls and
beat 'em up |
Crossroads - Cream |
....trying to play gay pride. |
... tried to flag a ride |
Dance
Little Sister - Rolling Stones |
On Saturday night when Yoko's home. |
On Saturday night we don't go home |
Diamond Dogs -
David Bowie |
Americans with killer beer. |
Mannequins with kill appeal |
(You're The) Devil in Disguise
- Elvis Presley |
You're the
devil in the skies
(or "in the sky" near the ending) |
You're the devil in disguise |
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap -
AC/DC |
You wanna graduate but not that bad |
You wanna graduate but not in his bed |
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap -
AC/DC |
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep |
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap |
Dolly Dagger -
Jimi Hendrix |
Here comes Dolly, bad girl |
Here comes Dolly Dagger |
Donna - Richie Vallens |
I had a girl, Donna was her name, since
she left me, I had her in the sink |
I had a girl, Donna was her name, since
she left me, I haven't been the same |
Do Wa Diddy -
Manfred Mann |
I'm hurt. She's mad. Wedding bells are going to time |
I'm hers. She's mine. Wedding bells are going to chime |
Down
On the Corner -
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
When he goes into a jam, he doubles on
the nude |
Willy goes into a dance and doubles on
kazoo |
Don't Bring Me Down -
ELO |
Dont bring me down, Bruce! |
Dont bring me down,
gruß! |
Drift Away -
Dobie Gray |
Gimme the Beach Boys.......or Gimme the meatballs....... |
Gimme the beat boys and free my soul |
Dude Looks Like a Lady -
Aerosmith |
Yeah, yeah, do just like a lady.... |
That, that, dude looks like a lady... |
Evening (Time to Get Away) -
The Moody Blues
|
Ain't it time to get away |
Evening time to get away |
Everyday People -
Sly & the Family Stone
|
I'm tired of everyday people |
I am everyday people |
Evil Woman -
ELO |
Medieval woman |
Evil woman |
Factory Girl -
Rolling Stones |
Waiting for a fat furry girl |
Waiting for a factory girl |
Fingerprint File -
The Rolling Stones |
And there's
some little girl in the FBI....(first time sang)
And the solf little girl in the FBI...(next
2 times sang) |
And there's some little jerk in the FBI, a keepin' papers on me six feet high correct |
Fly By Night - Rush |
Chickens are coming and I just can't
pretend |
My ship isn't coming and I just can't
pretend |
Fly Like An Eagle -
The Steve Miller Band |
I want to fly like an negro |
I want to fly like an eagle |
For Once In My Life -
Stevie Wonder (misheard
lyrics sang by the backing vocalists) |
I'm not a bulletin board |
I'm not alone anymore |
Get Back -
The Beatles (heard
at the beginning of the Let It Be album version of the song) |
Spoken by John Lennon: Sweet Loretta Fat
she thought she was a cleaner, but she was a frying pan. |
Sweet Loretta Fart she thought she was a
cleaner, but she was a frying pan. |
Get Back -
The Beatles (heard
at the very end of the song's album version only, which was taken from the live roof-top
concert) |
Spoken by Paul McCartney:
Gun smoke! |
(Spoken by McCartney to Ringo's wife Maureen, who was standing there by
him, and cries out to him "Yeaaa!"): "Thanks
Mo!" |
Get Off Of My Cloud -
The Rolling Stones
|
Hey, Hugh, get off of McCloud! - or - ...get off of my
cow (or clown) |
Hey, you, get off of my cloud! |
Give Me Love -
George Harrison |
Give me lice |
Give me life |
Give Peace a Chance -
John Lennon |
Give peas a chance |
Give peace a chance |
Go All
The Way -
The Raspberries |
All alone, us two and me, all alone in
the bushes fucking passionately |
Before her alone, I was cruel and mean,
there was a hole in the place where my heart should have been. |
Go Your Own Way -
Fleetwood Mac |
Packing up, shacking up, so you want to |
Packing up, shacking up, is all you wanna do |
Green River -
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
Well, take me back down where cool water flows, yeah....Let me remember
things I don't know.... |
Well, take me back down where cool water flows, yeah....Let me remember
things I love.... |
Green River -
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
I can hear the big dog callin me home, Wants to eat the road kill hangin
from the tree |
I can hear the bullfrog callin me, oh, Wonder if my rope's still hangin'
to the tree. |
Green River -
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
Love to see me feel Michelle without woman..... Note: the
rest of the lyrics that follow in this line sound like some alien language is being sung,
other then the last few words -" ..Green river. Well!" |
Love to kick my feet 'way down the shallow water. Shoefly, dragonfly, get
back t'your mother. Pick up a flat rock, skip it across Green River.Well! |
Hang Fire -
Rolling Stones |
Hang five, hang five, put it on the wire |
Hang fire, hang fire, put it on the wire |
Hanky Panky -
Tommy James & The
Shondells |
My baby does like ya baby |
My baby does the hanky panky |
Have You Ever Seen The Rain -
Creedence
Clearwater Revival |
Sun is cold and rain is hot |
Sun is cold and rain is hard |
Have You Ever Seen The Rain -
Creedence
Clearwater Revival |
I wanna know have you ever seen Lorraine? |
I wanna know have you ever seen the rain? |
Heartbreaker -
Rolling Stones |
Then you're over on a street corner |
A ten year old girl on a street corner |
Heroes -
David Bowie |
I, I wish you
could swing, like the dolphins, like dolphins can swing |
I, I wish you could swim, like the
dolphins, like dolphins can swim |
Heroes -
David Bowie |
I, I can't remember (I remember) |
I, I can remember (I remember) |
Helen Wheels -
Paul McCartney |
Yellow, yellow wheels |
Helen, Hell on wheels |
Hi Hi
Hi - Paul McCartney |
I want to lie on the bed, get you ready
for my body gun |
I want to lie on the bed, get you ready
for my polygon |
Highway to Hell -
AC/DC |
Going down, for the time...My fans are gonna be there too -or- Going
down, Father Time... |
Going down, party time! My friends are gonna be there too.... |
Hold Me -
Fleetwood Mac |
Hold on to me, hold on to me.... |
Hold me, hold me, hold me |
Hold Your Head Up -
Argent |
Blow your head up |
Hold your head up |
Honky Cat -
Elton John
|
Pissin' in a stream |
Fishin' in a stream |
Hotel California -
The Eagles |
What a nice surprise, when your rabbit (or rabbi) dies |
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis |
Hot
For Teacher -
Van Halen |
Maniacs should go to hell
-and- I got it made, got it made, got it made... |
Maybe I should go to hell
-and- I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.. |
Hot
Fun in the Summertime -
Sly & the Family Stone |
I quiet out
when I want to Out
of school, yeah yeah
Count me bare in the country sun And everything is
coooool, ooh yeah |
I "cloud nine"
when I want to Out
of school, yeah, yeah
County fair in the country sun
And everything, it's true, ooh yeah |
Hot
Legs -
Rod Stewart |
God this almost weights a ton..... |
Gotta most persuasive tongue
You promise all kinds of fun |
House of the Rising Sun -
The Animals' version |
My father was a trader, she sold my new bluejeans -or-
...she sold me new bluejeans |
My mother was a tailor, she sewed my new bluejeans |
I Just
Want To Make Love To You - Foghat |
The way that you drink your man... |
The way that you treat your man |
I'd
Love to Change the World -
Ten Years After |
Bees make honey, who needs money, no
more for me |
Bees make honey, who needs money,
monopoly |
I'll Follow the Sun -
The Beatles |
One day you'll look to see I've got a gun |
One day, you'll look to see I've gone |
Immigrant Song -
Led Zeppelin |
Oh you see, pressing on, I want to go where things are worst than shown |
On we sweep with threshing oar, our only goal will be the western shore |
I'm
In Love With My
Car - Queen |
With my hand on your grease gun, it's
like a deceased son |
With my hand on your grease gun, it's
like a disease, son |
I'm Not In Love -
10CC |
Be quiet. Be quiet. Requesting quad |
Be quiet. Be quiet. Big boys don't cry |
I'm So Tired -
The Beatles |
And curse the walls around me... |
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid get |
I'm So Tired -
The Beatles |
Miss him, miss him. miss him... |
Gibberish
lyrics spoken by John at the end of song |
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida -
Iron Butterfly |
In the Garden of Eden, honey -or- In a gutter in Sweden,
honey -or- In the garden I peed in, honey |
In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey |
Incense and Peppermints -
Strawberry Alarm Clock |
Good sense, innocence, crippled and
kind... Oh Cajun spice, sweats and blushers your mind. Incense and
peppermints, the color of thyme |
Good sense, innocence, crippling
mankind.... Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind. Incense and
peppermints, the color of time |
In the Summertime -
Mungo Jerry |
Have a drink, have a jive...... |
Have a drink, have a drive, go out
and see what you can find |
I Saw
Her Standing There-
The Beatles
|
And I held her hand in my knee (or
.... in mightly) |
And I held her hand in mine |
It's
a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll) -
AC/DC |
.....Getting Stones, getting
Beatles..... |
Gettin' robbed, gettin' stoned, gettin'
beat up, broken boned |
It's
Only Love -
The Beatles
|
Why am I so shy when I'm inside you? |
Why am I so shy when I'm beside you? |
I Wanna Hold Your Hand -
The Beatles
|
I get high, I get high! |
I can't hide, I can't hide! |
Janie's Got a Gun -
Aerosmith |
Jamie's out of gum |
Janie's got a gun |
Jumpin' Jack Flash
- Rolling Stones |
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane,
and I howled at the morning driving rain.... and..... I was raised by two lesbian hags |
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane,
and I howled at my ma in the driving rain and... I was raised by a toothless bearded hag |
Jungle
Love
- Steve Miller Band |
Gentle love it's drivin' me mad, It's
makin' me crazy |
Jungle love, it's drivin' me mad, It's
makin' me crazy |
Kid Charlemagne -
Steely Dan |
Did you realize that you were Italian in their eyes |
Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes |
King
of the Road -
Roger Miller |
Trailer for
sale or rent Rooms,
toilet... fifty cents |
Trailer for
sale or rent Rooms
to let... fifty cents |
Last
Train To Clarksville -
The Monkees |
We'll have time for 40 flavor kisses |
We'll have time for coffee flavored
kisses |
LA Woman -
The Doors |
I did a little darlin' 'bout an hour ago
-or- Well I took a little downer 'bout an hour ago -or- Well
I jiggled with a girl 'bout an hour ago |
Well I just got into town about an hour ago |
Laya -
Derek & the Dominos |
What'll you do when you get horny
Company's waiting by your side? |
What'll you do when you get lonely
And nobody's waiting by your side? |
Levon -
Elton John |
He shall be leaving |
He shall be Levon |
Light My Fire -
The Doors |
And our love become a funeral parlour -or- ..a
funeral fire |
And our love become a funeral pyre |
Light My Fire -
The Doors |
Saturday set the night on fire, Saturday
set the night on fire! |
Try to set the night on fire, try to set
the night on fire! |
Like A Rolling Stone -
Bob Dylan |
You went to the finest school all right,
Miss Lonely, but now you gonna get use to it |
You’ve gone to the finest school all
right, Miss Lonely, but you know you only used to get juiced in it |
Live
And Let Die -
Paul McCartney |
But if this ever-changing world in which
we live in... |
But if this ever-changing world in which
we're living... |
Live
With Me -
Rolling Stones |
You look good proud passion down the
high street |
You look good pram pushing down the high
street |
Living
in the U.S.A. -
Steve Miller Band |
Shag man, shag man, shag man, shag man |
Stand back, stand back, stand back,
stand back!.... |
Living Loving Maid -
Led Zeppelin |
With a purple operator and a
filthy hand
-or- ..... and a fifth hand |
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.... |
Living Loving Maid -
Led Zeppelin |
She goes around town in her AIDS Cadillac. |
Missus cool rides out in her aged Cadillac |
Living Loving Maid -
Led Zeppelin |
With the butler and the maid and the servants free. |
With the butler and the maid and the servantry |
Locomotive Breath -
Jethro Tull |
I thank God he stole the handle.... |
God stole the handle..... |
Lodi -
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
Oh lord, hoping I don't die young again -or-
Oh lord, stalking Lodi again |
Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again. |
Long
Cool Woman in a Black Dress -
The Hollies |
Sat out all night, I was downtown,
working for the FBI |
Saturday night I was downtown, working
for the FBI |
Long
Distance Runaround - Yes |
Cold summer glistening |
Cold summer listening |
Long Train Runnin' -
The Doobie Brothers |
My love, where would you be now, my love |
Without love... Where would you be now
without love |
Lookin' Out My Back Door
- Creedence
Clearwater Revival |
Memories of elephants are playing in the band |
Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band |
Lookin' Out My Back Door
- Creedence
Clearwater Revival |
A dinosaur Victrola listening to the
flow winds |
A dinosaur Victrola, list'ning to Buck
Owens |
Look
Out Here Comes Tomorrow
- The Monkees |
Lassie, all kinds of sorrow |
Well I see, all kinds of sorrow, wish I
only loved one |
Love
Me Two Times
- The Doors |
Love me one
time, do not speed (or
Love me one time, you Nazi) |
Love me one time, could not speak |
Love Potion No. 9 -
The Searchers' cover |
I told her
I was a flat with jinks, I've been this place since 1956 -and- But when I kissed a cow down on Thirty-Fourth
and Vine .....
|
I told her
I was a flop with chicks, I've been this way since 1956..... -and- But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth
and Vine he broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine |
Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds -
The
Beatles |
A girl with colitis goes by |
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes |
Magic Bus - The Who |
Your bee inspector has no fear |
You'll be an inspector, have no fear |
Make Me Smile - Chicago |
I'm alone in the dark, feeling low |
I'm alone in the dark, even though.... |
Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffett |
Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
searchin' for my lost chicory sauce |
Wastin’ away again in Margaritaville,
searchin' for my lost shaker of salt |
Me And Bobby McGee -
Janis Joplin |
Bobby phoned the diesil down just before
Iran |
Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before
it rained |
Michelle -
The Beatles
|
Michelle my bell, some day monkey play piano song, play piano song. -or-
Michelle, my bell, Sunday Monday Tuesday piano song, piano song. |
Michelle ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien
ensemble. |
Middle
of the Road -
The Pretenders |
I'm standing in the middle of life with
my pants behind me |
I'm standing in the middle of life with
my plans behind me |
Midnight Rambler -
The Rolling Stones |
So if you ever meet the midnight rambler, you
better button down your mobile home |
So if you ever meet the midnight rambler, coming down your marble hall |
Mona
Lisas and Mad Hatters - Elton John |
Rich man can ride, and the homo he can
drown |
Rich man can ride, and the hobo he can
drown |
Money For Nothing -
Dire Straits
|
Maybe get a pistol on your thumb |
Maybe get a blister on your thumb |
Motherless Children -
Eric Clapton's cover |
Hope I didn't treat you like a
motherless way your mother is dead long |
Nobody treats you like a mother will
when your mother is dead, lord |
Move
Over -
Janis Joplin |
You expect me to fuck like a goddamn you |
You expect me to fight like a goddamn
mule. |
Mr.
Tambourine Man -
The Byrds cover |
I’m ready to go anywhere, I’m ready for
debate unto my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way, I promise to go
undressed |
I’m ready to go anywhere, I’m ready for
to fade into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way, I promise to go
under it |
Mustang Sally - Wilson
Pickett's cover (heard only the second time he sings this part of the lyric) |
You've been running all over town, oh, I gotta put your black feet
on the ground |
You've been running all over town, oh, I gotta put your flat feet
on the ground |
Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye - Steam |
He might be winning (or willing) baby, but my love (my love) is
stronger when we go kissing, I wanna see you kiss him goodbye..... |
He might be thrillin' baby but a-my love (my love), so dog-gone willin'
so kiss him (I wanna see you kiss him, go on and kiss him goodbye) |
No
Tell Lover -
Chicago |
...you're my uptown lover |
...you're my no tell lover |
One
After 909 -
The Beatles |
I said move over honey I’m travelling
all night line |
I said move over honey I’m travelling on
that line |
Peace Of Mind -
Boston |
All I want is to have a piece of pie |
All I want is to have my peace of mind |
Peace Of Mind -
Boston |
Take a look at her |
Take a look ahead... |
Pearl Necklace
- ZZ Top |
She wore a pearl necklace. |
She wanna pearl necklace. |
Penny Lane -
The Beatles |
Selling puppies on a tray |
Selling poppies on a tray |
Photograph -
Def Leppard
|
Your gum sticks to my hair |
You've gone straight to my head |
Piggies - The Beatles |
English skys with all their backing |
In their sty's with all their backing |
Pink Houses -
John Mellencamp |
There's a black man with black hair livin' in a black neighborhood |
There's a black man with a black cat livin' in a black neighborhood |
Please
Please Me - The Beatles |
Please, please me, whoa yeah, I gotta
please you |
Please, please me, whoa yeah, like I
please you |
Pride (In the Name of Love) -
U2 |
It was in Ola! -or- It was RC Cola!... (This enitre
song's lyrics are hard to make out) |
In the name of love!
What more in the name of love? |
Prove It All Night -
Bruce Springsteen |
I've been working real hard, trying to get my ass cleaned |
I've been working real hard, trying to get my hands clean |
Purple Haze -
Jimi Hendrix |
Scuse me while I kiss this guy |
Scuse me, while I kiss the sky |
Purple Haze -
Jimi Hendrix |
Blue Haze all around |
Purple Haze all around |
Radar
Love -
Golden Earring |
I'm spinning into a nude sunrise
-and - some hear
"red hot love" when the title is sung near the ending. |
I'm speeding into a new sunrise |
Rebel, Rebel -
David Bowie |
Put on your dress
-and- You can't get enough out of nothing you test
-and- You wanta be there when they count up the dues |
You tore your dress
-and- You can't get enough but enough ain't the test
-and- you wanta be there when they count up the dudes |
Redneck Friend -
Jackson Browne |
Honey you shake Colorado....... |
Honey you shake and Ill rattle and well roll on down the line |
Respect -
Aretha Franklin |
Find out what it means to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take out, TCP |
Find out what it means to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care ... TCB |
Rhiannon -
Fleetwood Mac |
Yeaaaaah love, yeah love |
Rhiannon, Rhiannon! |
Roadhouse
Blues -
The Doors |
Do it, honey,
do it! -or-
Do it Lonnie, do it! |
Do it Robby, do it!
(***see notes below) |
Roadhouse
Blues -
The Doors |
Passionate lady.... -or -
action lady -or- ask ya lady, give up your vows |
Ashen lady, ashen lady, give up your
vows |
Rock Me -
Steppenwolf |
She helps Anita, in her own fashion |
She helps the needy in her own fashion |
Rocky Raccoon -
The Beatles |
Now somewhere in the black mining hills
of Dakota.... |
Now somewhere in the black mountain
hills of Dakota.... |
Rocky Raccoon -
The Beatles |
Daniel was hot, he drew fast & shot, &
Rocky collapsed in the corner |
Daniel was hot, he drew 1st & shot, &
Rocky collapsed in the corner |
Same
Old Song and Dance -
Aerosmith |
Say love will get ya Satan on the south
side of town. |
Say love ain't the same on the south
side of town |
Sam Stone -
John Prine |
Little pictures have big ears |
Little pitchers have big ears |
(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones |
I can't get no girl reaction |
I can't get no girlie action |
Saturday
In The Park -
Chicago |
Un con padre, it's a nice day..... can
you dig it? Yes I can -and-
A proud man still can tell stories his own way |
Eh Cumpari, ci vo sunari.... can you dig
it? Yes I can -and- A bronze man still
can tell stories his own way |
Saturday
In The Park -
Chicago |
40 days (or sunny
days...) in the park, every day's the Fourth of July! |
Funny days in the park, every day's the
Fourth of July! |
Saturday Night Special -
Lynyrd Skynyrd |
Mr. Saturday night special
-and- So why don't we dump all people to
the bottom of the sea |
It's the Saturday night special -and- So why don't we dump 'em people, to
the bottom of the sea |
Saturday Night Special -
Lynyrd Skynyrd |
.... like a back haired dude
-and-
....shot his finger right between the eyes |
Two feet they come a creepin',
like a black cat do... -and- Big
Jim done pulled his pistol, shot his friend right between the eyes |
School's
Out -
Alice Cooper (Group) |
.....and we got no interference..... |
....and we got no innocence..... |
Shattered - Rolling Stones |
Party up, party high on the blacktop |
Pile it up, pile it high on the platter |
She's a Woman - The Beatles |
She don't give Paul the eye. |
She don't give boys the eye. |
She's a Rainbow - The Rolling Stones |
Coming colors everywhere. |
Coming colors in the air. |
She's About A Mover - Sir Douglas Quintet |
She's about to move out (or
"She's about to move on) |
She's about a mover. |
Sherry - The Four Seasons |
She - e - e-e-e-e-ry ba-ya-by, Marie
can you come out tonight |
She - e - e-e-e-e-ry ba-ya-by, She - e -
rry, can you come out tonight |
Short And Curlies - Rolling Stones |
She's got you by the bones |
She's got you by the balls |
Show Me the Way (live
version) - Peter Frampton |
And no one to
relate to 'cept for she
I'm pleading (or peeing) on the floor |
And no one to relate to 'cept the sea
Plus.. I'm kneeling on the floor |
Slip
Kid -
The Who |
Let the keys rot in my car |
Left the keys right in my car |
Smoke On the Water -
Deep Purple |
To make records with the mogul -and-
Flunky cloth was running in and out, pulling kids out of ground. |
To make records with the mobile
-and- Funky Claude was running in and out, pulling kids down to the
ground. |
So Lonely - The Police |
Salami, salami, salami, salami,.... |
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely,..... |
Somebody To Love -
Queen |
I work 'til I ache in my balls. |
I work 'til I ache in my bones. |
Space Oddity -
David Bowie |
Clown control to Mao Tse-Tung |
Ground control to Major Tom |
Spill the Wine -
Eric Burdon & War |
Spill the wine, take that girl. -or - Spill the wine, and
dig that girl |
Spill the wine, take that pearl |
Stairway To Heaven -
Led
Zeppelin |
There's a wino down the road |
And as we wind on down the road |
Stairway To Heaven -
Led Zeppelin
|
..... its just a sprinkling for the may queen |
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, dont be alarmed now,
its just a spring clean for the May Queen |
Statesboro Blues -
The Allman Brothers Band |
Well I looked over in the corner, baby, and Grandpa she can have them too |
Well I looked over in the corner, baby, an
Grandpa seemed to have them
too |
Stoned
Soul Picnic - The 5th Dimension's
cover |
Can you stir it, can you picnic? Come on,
come on and hurry down to a stoned sold picnic -and-
Summer rain, summer rain...... |
Can you surry, can you picnic? Come on,
come on and surry down to a stoned soul picnic
-and- Surry, surry, surry, surry |
Strange Magic - Electric Light Orchestra |
Gotta strain my dick |
Got a strange magic |
Strawberry Fields Forever -
The Beatles |
I bury Paul! |
Cranberry sauce |
Subterranean Homesick Blues -
Bob Dylan |
The Pope don't work cuz the vandals stole the handle |
The pump don't work cuz the vandals took the handle |
Suffragette City -
David Bowie
|
Oh dont lean on me man cause you cant afford the ticket back
from Suffragette City |
Oh don't lean on me man cause you can't afford the ticket, I'm back on
suffragette city |
Suffragette City -
David Bowie
|
The smell of fat chicks just puts a smile on my face
-and- Oh heavy! |
This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
-and - Oh hit me! |
Sugar
Magnolia -
Grateful Dead
|
Sugar magnolia, Boston Bruins, heads are
empty and I don't care |
Sugar magnolia, blossoms blooming, heads
all empty and I don't care. |
Summertime
Blues -
Blue Cheer's version
|
Gonna take my father to the United
Nation |
Gonna take my problem to the United
Nation. |
Suspicious Minds -
Elvis Presley
|
Because our love is too much baby. |
Because I love you too much baby. |
Sweet
Home Alabama -
Lynyrd Skynyrd |
This old family wants skin and I think
its a sin |
I miss Alabamy once again and I think
its a sin, yes |
Sweet
Home Alabama -
Lynyrd Skynyrd |
In Birmingham they run the government
(fool fool fool) |
In Birmingham they love the governor
(boo, boo, boo) |
Taking Care of Business -
BTO |
You get up every morning from the long heart's warming |
You get up every morning from the alarm clock's warning |
Tangled Up in Blue -
Bob Dylan |
Her folks they set our lives together.... |
Her folks they said our lives together sure was gonna be rough |
Teach Your Children -
Crosby Stills Nash & Young |
The one they bitched..... |
The one they picks, the one you'll know by |
Teacher -
Jetrol Tull |
Suntanned, drinking ham..... |
Suntanned, drink in hand, lying there in
bed |
Tenth
Avenue Freeze Out
-
Bruce Springsteen |
Seems like the
whole worlds walking pretty and your kid fouled it up till moon. |
Seem like the whole world walking pretty
and you can't find the room to move. |
Tenth
Avenue Freeze Out
-
Bruce Springsteen |
Well everybody buy them a Wal-Mart and saw |
Well everybody better move over, that's all |
Tenth
Avenue Freeze Out
-
Bruce Springsteen |
Turn around the corner, things got real crappy
fast -and-
From the clothesline to the city, all the little
barrow bales of ham |
Turn around the corner, things got real quiet real fast. -and-
From the coastline to the city, all the little pretties raise their hands |
The
End
-
The Beatles |
Love you, love you
-or- Love it, love it -or- The end, the
end |
(not sure -
****see notes below) |
The Fez - Steely Dan |
No, I'm never gonna
do it without your pants on |
No, I'm never gonna
do it without the fez on |
The
Israelites
-
Desmond Dekker & The Aces |
Get up in the morning, shaving for breakfast, so that every mouth can be
fed. |
Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir, so that every mouth can be
fed. |
The Wall -
Pink Floyd
|
No Dukes of Hazard in the classroom |
No dark sarcasm in the classroom |
The Ocean -
Led Zeppelin |
It sure is fine! A go mine mine! I'm gonna piss out the window, a yeah,
yeah yeah!.. |
It sure is fine! Blow my mind! It feels so good, a yeah, yeah yeah!.... |
Tiny Dancer -
Elton John |
Hold me close I'm trying to dance, ah! Count the head lice on the highway -or-
Hold me closer, Tony Danza...... |
Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway |
Travelin' Band -
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
Someone got excited at the collage state
Melisha |
Someone got excited, had to call the
state militia |
Truckin' -
The Grateful Dead |
Arrows of neon and flashing my keys out
on main street -and-
Sometimes the Lysol's shining on me
|
Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out on main street.
-and- Sometimes the lights all shinin on me
|
Tumbling Dice -
The Rolling Stones |
.....I don't need you choosing my crowd
-or-.....I don't need no Jews in my crowd
|
But baby, baby, I don't need no jewels in my crown. |
Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey -
Paul McCartney |
And I believe I'm gonna rage |
And I believe I'm gonna rain |
Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey -
Paul McCartney |
Admiral Halsey notified me, he had to
have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep |
Admiral Halsey notified me, he had to
have a berth or he couldn't get to sea |
Venus -
Shocking Blue |
Well, I'm your penis, I'm your fire and
joy desire -or- ....joy
messiah |
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire at your
desire. |
Waiting For the Man -
David Bowie's
cover |
Dig those shoes and his straw bale hat -or-
Beat
up shoes...... |
PR shoes, and a big straw hat |
We're
An American Band -
Grand Funk Railroad |
Sweet sweet cognac....... |
Sweet, sweet Connie, doin' her act |
We're
An American Band -
Grand Funk Railroad |
Up all night with Fay Cang....... |
Up all night with Freddy King, I got to
tell you poker's his thing |
Won't Be Fooled Again -
The Who |
We were liberated from the forward song! |
We were liberated from the fold, that's all! |
Won't Be Fooled Again -
The Who |
For I know that those Yippie guys never lie |
Though I know that the hypnotized never lie |
You Lost That Loving Feeling -
The Righteous Brothers |
Oh please don't go
(please don't go)! Oh please don't go (please don't go)! |
I need your love
(need your love) I need your love (need your love) |
You May Be Right -
Billy Joel |
You made the rice,
I made the gravy |
You may be right, I
may be crazy |
Young
Americian - David Bowie |
She was the young Americian |
She wants the young Americian |
You
Wear It Well -
Rod Stewart |
Remember them basement parties in your
brother's garage, all day rock and roll shows -and-
There ain't a lady and a man so fine |
Remember them basement parties, your
brother's karate, the all day rock and roll shows -and-
There ain't a lady in the land so fine |
You
Wear It Well -
Rod Stewart |
Well I suppose you're thinking I bet
he's thinking, or he wouldn't get in touch with me, oh I'm not begging or
losing my hair |
Well I suppose you're thinking, I bet
he's sinking,or he wouldn't get in touch with me. Oh I ain't begging or
losing my head |
Your Move -
Yes |
Send an instant comet (or comment) to me, initial it with loving
care |
Send an Instant Karma to me,
initial it with loving care |
Your Move -
Yes |
Make the white queen run so fast, she hasn't got time to make you wise |
Make the white queen run so fast, she hasn't got time to make you a wife |
You're
So Vain -
Carly Simon |
Don't chew, don't chew! |
Don't you, don't you! |
Ziggy
Stardust -
David Bowie |
Like a leather messiah |
Like a leper messiah |