Posted by Steve Cronen Child of the Moon (206.159.112.134) on October 09, 2000 at 16:38:31:
Was bored in english class today when I thought of the hilarious "Get Off Of My Couch" thing. I wrote the lyrics, to be sung with, of course, GOOMCloud.
This song copyrighted by Steve Cronen, 2000. Thank you.
Hello, my name's Maxlugar, but you can just call me "Maxy"
I live out in New York as a pillar of Stones sociey
Because I love the Stones, I decided that I would buy
A couch like the lotus stage they used back in '75
I said, "Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Don't hang around because twelve's a crowd on Maxy's couch!"
On Friday night I post my thoughts up there on GasX3
And Dirty Work's rockin' my house, y'know it's the place to be
So I invite Keno and the others to come around and stop on by
But when Dirty Work's ostricized, y'know, I started to cry
I said, "Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Don't hang around because twelve's a crowd on Maxy's couch!"
I'm rockin' out to Handsome Girls and IORR's "Luxury"
On the Lotus Couch, my BCI's the highest it's ever been
My Billy Preston doll has a five-pound rock up his ass
In the mornings, I realize I'm finally happy at last
I said, "Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Hey! You! Get off of my couch!
Don't hang around because twelve's a crowd on Maxy's couch!"...